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Sasuke 29 Navi - Part 2

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And we are back!  Off to Stage 1 of Sasuke 29!!!  Yes!  We are going to show runs that will be cut from the broadcast! LOL

 And now a pan of the first stage with the loooooong run up

 Looks daunting LOL
 This is the ^Long Jump ロングジャンプ
Side view of the Long Jump.  It's distance is 4.5 meters which is about 14.8 feet (for male competitors) and 3.5 meters which is about 11.4 feet (for female) competitors.
 and.. we have a modified *Log Gripロググリップ
 and a side view of the slope
 In the past the log only had holes
 and even with friggin' BARS.. this dude decides he doesn't need them...
 and is thrown off for his stupidity..
 Now it's Sonic the Hedgehog Time!
 This is called the ^Hedgehogヘッジホッグ
 This obstacle rotates as you try to run across
 and pray you don't get hung up on the poles and throw you off
like this guy...
 so now they do a montage of thrill of victory
 and agony of defeat
 missed with a "PSYCHE" moment where this guy thought he cleared...
 only to fall off the side and into the water..
 Awww they are going to cut her?  Oh well..
 Mika Izumi er.. Mika Watanabe渡邉美香
 Hey.. Mom.. pat me on the head too?
 Anywho for those who didn't remember her, back in 2003 she was in Kunoichi's final!
and off she goes runnin'
 Yes!  Clear on the Long Jump!
 oh.. making love to Sasuke Spray..
 taking a long time to set up..
 clear though so that's good
 Full stop on this too..
 working her way through finally..
 leaaaaaning but made it through!
 complete stop on this too..
 She got it!
 nooooooo.. lets go..  and foot hits the water..
 Mika Watanabe渡邉美香 - Death by Jump Hang Kai
 Oh.. I don't know the daughter's name but they finally showed it!
 Her son is so cute too!  She's got adorable kids!
 Another female
 she's.. massaging her breasts on television.. yeah lady.. only the Kanto region is seeing this.. on a Sunday afternoon.. probably after church..
 so boob lady clears the Long Jump
 and is carefully eyeballing the hedgehog
 but going a little too slow...
 LOL but she's hanging on to dear life!!
 omg is she going to try to ride it back up the other side?  I have to give her props for trying!
 but she falls in.  Rika Kawamura 川村りか- Death by Hedgehog
 aww are they showing ALL of the ladies during navi??
Lovely karate fighter 美人空手家
Hikaru Nakajima 中島ひかる
 wow they fast forwarded her so she got to the Jump Hang Kai too! That's cool!
 Aww but she couldn't hang on.
 Hikaru Nakajima 中島ひかる - Death by Jump Hang Kai
 oh .. a dude oh wow I didn't recognize him at first! He hasn't been in Sasuke in 12 tournaments!
Masaaki Kobayashi小林 正明
 K they started him on the hedgehog
 Oh he jumped on the left!
 but couldn't hang on..
 Masaaki Kobayashi小林 正明 - Death by Jump Hang Kai
 and now we pause to stare at Mr. Sasuke's ass..
 Hellooooooo Kitty..
 and we are back from commercial.. as we contemplated at the meaning of his buttocks.. Mister Sasuke All-Star Katsumi Yamada山田勝己
 as we relive the failure in Sasuke 28
 and relived his speech where he retired officially (again)
 we see that he came to Sasuke anyway!
 but what's this? he's training people! (channeling Ube.. that can't be good)..
 So Yamada is training 4 guys.. guess this is the next set of assassins?
 WAIT! I CALL FRAUD!!!!!!!!
 wait no.. didn't he obliterate his course after Sasuke 28????
 oh you liiiiiied...
 one of these things is not like the other..
 I'm sure the diehard Ninja Warrior fans are freaking out that 3/4 are consuming alcohol right now.. I'm cackling.
 weird moment but smart to show how the position of the rolling escargot is ... flat against it.. however.. it's not in this tournament!
Yamada's group, btw, is called "黒虎," or "Black Tiger."

Yousuke Watanabe 渡辺陽介
Koshige Yamamoto 山本浩茂
Satoma Okada 岡田知磨
 Keishi Mizukawa 水川圭史
 Yamada's group "黒虎," or "Black Tiger."
 Former K-1 fighter and Muay Thai champion - Kouzou Takeda 武田幸三
 Pro Wrestler - Minowaman ミノワマン
Swimmer (4th place at the Sydney Olympics) - Tomoko Hagiwara 萩原智子
 Pro Boxer - Ryo Miyazaki 宮崎亮(24)
 reminder that before Sasuke 28 TBS sold Ninja Warrior to 157 countries.. now.. not so sure since there isn't a Ninja Warrior version anymore now that Comcast abandoned it..
 Japan picks it's team for the Sasuke Asean Open Cup later this year in Malaysia
 Press conference from back in the spring
 flash back to Nagano going up the mast of his ship
 and training... I wonder if they will send him too?
 now cue the painful looking training shots.. Kannnnnnnnooooooo
 Shiiiiinnnnnngooooooo
 morimoto..
 Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuji
 KONGO KONGO KONGO
 Assssssaaaaaaaa
 Ryyyooooooooooooo
 4 musketeers!
 Oh that's Masashi Hioki日置 将士 with his wife and child
 aww one of the kids made daddy on top of the final stage tower
 Kenji Takahashi高橋賢次
 Aww his daugher Ain 愛夢 is getting so big!
Oh snap.. Friggin' Star Blazers reboot is on?  Screw that I'm keeping the channel on!

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